It’s the month to paddle down the poon lagoon!
My labies at BUST clued me into the fact that we are in the midst of celebrating National Masturbation Month! To celebrate I bring you my fave Vaginia Power clip evs.
Get your she-bop on ladies!
Liger attacks Tommy Wiseau at first midnight NYC screening of The Room
So much for playing hard to get.
Would you consent to poop sex if…?
So my friend Eric has this friend (who will remain anonymous) who I think could be the ultimate LigerBeat model and perhaps a Grade-A fuck. I have never met him but apparently he is mega fine and hung like a horse. Mega rad, right? Except for one catch – homeboy is, like, way into poop sex. Whoa! And by poop sex I mean that not only is he into smearing shit on tits whilst fucking, but this dude enjoys eating shit straight out of ye old poop chute. And he is quite open about it as well, which I guess one would have to be in order to find a willing partner. Total turnoff. Just thinking about it is making tumble weeds roll through the dried up wind tunnel that is my vagina.
But this contradiction led me to ask myself this: would I consent to poop sex in exchange for the best sex ever? And by this I mean, would I give in a single session of poop if I were guaranteed the best fuck of my life (at a different point in time, of course)? I can’t quite decide. It’s a toughie. What do you think? How far would you go in order to be guaranteed the best fuck?
Bi-Coastal PERSONALITY SPLIT!
Can you guess who these two people are?!
Vampire Wiseau and my very own west coast personality, Tila Tofeelher last weekend. That kiss was supposed to be mine and now its on. That must be why you have such a look of horror on your face during his cold embrace of affection and sexy ripply flesh.
Let’s just see what a good time he has if he shows March 20th for the NYC The Room midnight festival.. I will play hard to get and then try my classic move of having SEXUAL TURRETS all up on him. Always works amazingly. But either way, now I am STOKED about having Tommy do a vampire porn for Liger Inc films!
Ligerbeat Road Trip TAKE 2
I am currently sitting on the Chinatown bus. I have my coat on the seat next to me with my briefcase so It looks like someone else is already sitting here. I just started coughing to try to protect my seat from outsiders but the percentage of a seat alone is in the low percentile. I am going to Brooklyn on business. Not New York but Brooklyn. Brooklyn is a brothel of sin and pleasure. It is cheap beer, broken teeth, broken streets, a mash up of fashion and art. It is where I will call home for the new few days.
I am going all out for Ligerbeat this weekend. We are so close to print. Being a known pornographer has turned out to be the best job in the history of the world. The three things I want most in life are Good Sex, Power and last but certainly not least Dresses. Lots of dresses. Gold dresses, black dresses, short dresses. I want to be wrapped in a world of chiffon and lace while directing a double penetration scene.
Hello world welcome to the life of Mason Rose Lee. I wish this bus would move faster. I am so far away from my beloved Ligers. It was less than two years ago I started dicking down with the fine ladies of Ligerbeat. There is something nice about being able to sit down comfortably open a beer and talk about the love for some hard D. Delicious D.I.C.K.
Tonight the ladies will be in full effect. We are official dick recorders. And we are looking an yearning for you. I will be out looking for NERD D tonight. So put on your over sized glasses and throw on your star wars shirt boys. I am coming for you.
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