Snuggie Wuggie Was a Bear

Oh the Snuggie – cherished friend and familiar. When you’ve mistaken the fog in the air for the 8 AM fog in your brain and trek to work one pair of leggings too short – The Office Snuggie is there for you. When you are 2 days in to your monthly rendevous with Aunt Flow, watching Too Wong Foo know full well that inhaling your pint of B&J Phish Food is a very bad idea – The Couch Snuggie doesn’t judge you…in fact he toasts your bloated toes. Now ladies, allow your heart of hearts to skip with glee as I share with you a revelation – The Bedroom Snuggie! That’s right, pick off the leaves and the dog hair (and explain to your roomates that the Couch Snuggie will be indefinately M.I.A.) ‘cuz this Snuggie’s goin’ DownTown! Follow our friends at the Snuggie Sutra for great tips and tricks on how to bring your Snuggie in on the threesome. My personal favorite is the ‘Superwoman’, the caption reads, “She wears the Snuggie on her back. He holds the other end in his teeth. You are super if you can hold yourself up and keep him quiet at the same time.” BAH BAAAM!
Til Next Time – Rubbin’ Out
xxLyla DurdeNxx
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November 18, 2009. kama sutra, sex positions, snuggies. Leave a comment.