Cooking gets me so hard im going to be walking down the street just clothes lining children with my cock.

This guy:

The Cunt Chef – watch more funny videos

Reminds me of this guy:

Merrill Howard Kalin – Cooking with RetardsThe best video clips are here
Imagine if they were on Top Chef together!

I love Merrill’s Julia Child impersonation. Even better, if Merrill did an impersonation of The Cunt Chef on his show. By the way cunt chef, I am feeling what your saying about how important garlic is but son unless you totally suck at twat grubbin’ a pussy should moisten right up once it hits your lips. Rather or not you can eat I still want to dine with you at your twat-toria.

your impatient editor-n-queef,
Calisha Jenkoff

January 18, 2009. cooking, cunt chef, merrill howard kalin. Leave a comment.