Ligerbeat in BUST Magazine!

Check out this totally righteous press clipping from the June issue of all-around awesome ladies’ mag BUST! Proof positive that them feminizzle jawns stay loving the d!

PS, I would just like to let it be known that Kathy Griffin is so motherfucking Ligerbeat it’s not even funny. Coincidence? We think not.

June 18, 2009. bust magazine, feminizzle, ligerbuzz, things we cosign. 1 comment.

Liger attacks Tommy Wiseau at first midnight NYC screening of The Room

So much for playing hard to get.

March 23, 2009. celebrity crushes, fantasy dick, ligerbuzz, ny, tommy wiseau. 5 comments.

Vice interviews Ligerbeat!

Check it out rightchea.

March 4, 2009. interview, ligerbeat, ligerbuzz, vice. Leave a comment.


Can you guess who these two people are?!

Vampire Wiseau and my very own west coast personality, Tila Tofeelher last weekend. That kiss was supposed to be mine and now its on. That must be why you have such a look of horror on your face during his cold embrace of affection and sexy ripply flesh.

Let’s just see what a good time he has if he shows March 20th for the NYC The Room midnight festival.. I will play hard to get and then try my classic move of having SEXUAL TURRETS all up on him. Always works amazingly. But either way, now I am STOKED about having Tommy do a vampire porn for Liger Inc films!

March 4, 2009. celebrity crushes, fantasy dick, ligerbuzz, ny, tommy wiseau. 3 comments.

We got a lot of dicks on our plate.

Dear readers, please accept our most humble apologies for the lapse in blogation. We have been busy little boner bees getting all of our dicks in a row for the printing and release of our first issue, which we expect to premiere in less than two weeks! We hope y’all dudes are as excited as we are. If you haven’t preordered your copy yet, get your twat over to and cop that ish! Oh, and stay tuned here for info about the NYC release party! But for now, I leave you with this.

You know there could never be too many dicks on the dancefloor for us. But still…we love these dudes, and anything about dicks.

February 20, 2009. Bret McKenzie, flight of the conchords, Jemaine Clement, ligerbuzz, music video. Leave a comment.

Ligerbuzz: the Craigslist Hater + Long Overdue Richmond Party Recap

Here at Ligerbeat, we welcome the haters.

Well, I mean, we don’t run into ’em that often. For the most part, we have been overwhelmed in a major way by all of the love, hard dick, and bubblegum that our adoring fans have rained upon us like they was kells and we were a couple sixteen year old R&B groupies.
So when we heard some dickless e-thug was hating on craigslist of all places, we knew two things: 1) we must really be poppin off if we have our first he-man womanhater blowing the whistle on us; and 2), we had to investigate. Here is what we found:
LigerBeat cunts… – m4w – 24 (Camel)
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Date: 2009-02-02, 10:15AM EST
“Dicks! Dicks! Dicks!” You expect us not to think yer all whores??? Fuck that shit. You are some dirty bitches. I feel bad for any guy that fucked one of you dirtbags lastnight.

Ligerbeat – w4m – 21 (Camel)
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Date: 2009-02-02, 10:44AM EST
Did everyone get a clear free view of the chics ass in the red dress who was dry humping her boyfriend at the bar for about an hour..or whaat. She started to take her clothes of too…damns.

Ligerbeat LADIES. (Downtown)
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Date: 2009-02-02, 11:20AM EST
“Blah blah, yer all whores.” WAY to miss the point you fucking nerd.
So much respect for these ladies.
First of all, we are the Ligerbeat ladies. We get it how we live, hate us ’cause you ain’t us. Just an educated guess: you showed up to our jam thinking getting your dick wet was a given, what with all the fine foxy wimmens flitting about in all of our dickloving glory. Unfortch, your game was straight garbage and your grillatin was busted to the utmost, so you went home alone and then cried about it on missed connections the next day. So sad.
Here’s some more excellent photos of our evening, which involved an exorbitant group bar tab, shirtless manservant, mad martinis, dick cakes, and ludicrous levels of looseness on the dance flo. shouts to the camel for putting up with our dickery, the excellent dj’s, and errybody who came through. Ligerbeat loves Richmond!

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February 8, 2009. dance party, ligerbuzz, richmond. Leave a comment.