said in bed

“I can’t believe nobody’s banged you yet!” he said.
Then, “I want to bang you but you’re just too tight!”

I was with a new guy who wasn’t well endowed. He screamed, “It’s up, it’s up, it’s up!!!”
I laughed and put my clothes back on…

In the middle of sex…
Boy: “What are you thinking? What’s on your mind?”
Girl: “The Quadratic Formula.”

lovin it!

July 26, 2009. said in bed. Leave a comment.