What’s Black and White and Destroys Childhood Memories?


So at the behest of good friend and certified Internet Archeologist Ryder Ripps, I’ve been spending a lot of time cruising down the old information super-highway. Let me tell you something folks, the internet, it’s like, really interesting. And not in a condescending italics kind of way either. If you’re hella nasty at Google, you can find some shit that will blow your mind.
However, I do more mid-range internetting, generally perusing the internet picture dumps of yesteryear, various and sundry lolcat sites, and catching up on the new hot memes and such. Well, while going about my little Intro to Interweb Culture, I came across these pictures of  latex fetishist, or ‘Rubberists‘. While I’ve never been one to poo-poo on fetish culture, and have been know from time to time indulge in a few of my own, the PVC/Rubber fetish has always struck me as a wee creepy.  Anywhoo, so’s I’m looking through all these pictures and something about this photo struck me as vaguely familiar when I realize I HAD THAT EXACT SAME SHAMU FLOATY. Seriously, this thing was my favorite toy when we lived on the waterfront. All in all though I think the fetishy aspect doesn’t nearly creep me out so bad as the thought of a whale with legs. 
Seriously, if whales ever grow legs we are all FUCKED.

August 20, 2009. animals, childhood officially ruined, fetishiting, internet gold. Leave a comment.

Get Sucked into Snatch Monster.

I was googling “something to carry dicks in” and I came across this doozy of a site, Snatch Monster.

Part of the inscription on this painting was translated to: “I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you dissapear and then I’ll suck some more.” Clearly this is an OctoSuckYoPuss, a lesbian demon octopus that sucks the life out of your pussy–I mean clearly. Also, thanks Snatch Monster for the zebra dick. I have no idea how I missed that dong while doing research for Animal Boners (see below).

May 16, 2009. animals, calisha jenkins, drunky brewster, the japanese. Leave a comment.

Being Safe Is Adorable!

This durex commercial is fucking cute.

April 18, 2009. animals, condoms, internet gold, youtube. 1 comment.

Official Ligerbeat Casting Couch

We need this! Someone buy us this sofa!

March 8, 2009. animals, buy us shit, furniture. 2 comments.