Monotonix in Richmond Va

HOLY SHIT I LOVE ROCK GODS. Its not everyday a power trio of real fucking rock comes at you from Israel. Monotonix Israeli finest played a ball busting show at Plaza Bowl in Richmond Virginia tonight. I haven’t been rocked this hard in ages. The boys of Monotonix were glad to hear that they were voted “Rock Band Most Likely to have a gang bang with” also known as RBMLTHAGBW by our adoring Ligerbeat Fans. Here are some hot pics I took for you ladies. Cowboys saddle up I’m trying to sit on your face and ride that mustache like its a wild bull.

Pose for the camera baby. You know this one is my favorite

Can I see a shot of a real man

He knows what the ladies like

I love weed too dudes.

Did I mention these guys are Gods

Ligerbeat girls know how to party

best night ever

October 15, 2009. masonroselee, monotonix, rock bands i want to fuck. Leave a comment.


Because AIDES Isn’t SEXIST. A dude would actually love this creature for sex. Nice Strong multiple legs to wrap around him, A nice tail to stroke his back and stimulate his anus. Check out the art on the wall. Crazy


September 23, 2009. aids, aids is gay, masonroselee,, whencanwemakefunofaids. 1 comment.


I didn’t realize that every time I let a gigantic black spider eat my tang that I was risking getting AIDES. WTF man.


September 23, 2009. masonroselee, things that make you go wtf. Leave a comment.


A photo essay by Richmond Native Kevin [MOFO yk] Faison

July 17, 2009. Kevin Saison, masonroselee, raw fucking. 1 comment.

I’m Mos Def Trying to hit that

So the other night I was getting Blazed and was listening to the new Mos Def album for the 100th time. I have always been a huge fan of this dark chocolate drumstick since his early rhyme’n dayz. As a brown skinned sister with her roots twisted deep in punk rock and rap I am feeling the album almost as much as I’m trying to feel up on Mos D’s. So I thought hey I’m a balla why don’t I just book him for a private show. So I smoked a bit more then wrote his booking agent. Here is his reply and my response.
(this is the short email I got from his booking agent)
subject to change —
Mos Def
$275,000 – $325,000 plus all costs.

Please advise if you would like to proceed with this artist – or if you would like to consider lower priced alternatives

(my response)
I wrote that email when I was high and listening to the new album (which is really tight by the way). I am glad you wrote back because it completely slipped my mind.I own a store, a magazine and a venue but that would be all my savings. So if I pay the $325,000 dollars what does that include. Does he come with his own weed or do I have to supply it? Is there any cunnilingus included? Does he do any R Kelly Covers? Does he know R Kelly? Would he be interested in being interviewed for my magazine Ligerbeat? Well if he is interested in being interviewed for my magazine then I am more than interested in getting the ball rolling for booking this event.


Does he have any problems with performing in front of an all female audience Porky Pig Style bottomless. Please get back to me ASAP before my calender fills up again. Have a great day.


I like this pic cause I like my man to have a bit of hood in him.

July 16, 2009. masonroselee, mos def, R Kelly, rappers im trying to fuck. Leave a comment.

Accidental Strip Club Orgasm

So this weekend I packed my bags and took the bus from Virginia to NY. I got smoked the fuck out then took two sleeping pills and a seat on the Chinatown bus. I arrived in NY at 7am and I took a cab to my girl Drea’s house. Most of the day was a blur. There was lots of pot smoke, chilling with pitbulls in a tattoo shop, drinking coffee and starring at all the dudes I want to fuck while chilling in Brooklyn. I made sure that I met up with Christian at the Vice office and dropped some LigerBeat gold on some desks. Christian tells me “It’s amazing the amount of people you can fuck in this town”. I consider a move.

A few shots of whiskey and some pbr and I am on a train meeting up with the famous Calisha Jenkins. Calisha has an eye infection and is wearing an eye patch, I hit the floor laughing when I see her ass. That shit was so funny. Drea and I get dressed and head down to the Wednesday night dance party at Happy Endings. I love this party. I fucking love the boys from Ninja Sonik and any chance to see Jasmine is worth coming out. I was really confused at first why every dude looked like Spike Lee “Do the right thing” era but I guess that is the style. Drea and I work it out on the dance floor and rode home covered in sweat.

I rolled out the next day to go to Philly to chill with my sister. So I’m in my sisters spot watching Lord of the Rings talking shit about dudes when my sister goes. ” I think the bar down the street has male strip dancers tonight”. I quickly jump up and we speed walk there. I walk in the bar and I am changed. It was fucking crazy, beautiful black men everywhere. And the costumes were sick I tell you. The dicks on these dudes were out of this fucking world. The smallest dick had to be 10 inches. I thought this one dude had a cowboy costume on with a gun holster and then I realized it was his actual dick. My sister and I took the best seats we could find. Almost immedietly there was hot ass dudes all over us. This one guy Nitro came up to my sister and grabbed her hands and slid them in his pants. I couldn’t stop text messaging people I couldn’t believe my sister the lawyer was jack’n off some stripper. I actually saw one dude do a back flip and land on this woman. THE CROWD WENT WILD. I heard one woman say “If I was wearing a dress I know I would be fucking one of these dudes on the floor”. Then this guy came up to me and started rubbing on me. He lifted my legs up around his neck then he picked me up like a kid on their parents shoulder in a amusement park, then he simulated going down on me while he grinded to Prince. And all that for 2 bucks. It was heaven I could only handle one hour of it. It was just to amazing. I will end this with some wisdom from my sister.

” Who needs a boyfriend when you have male strip night every Thursday”.


July 12, 2009. blackdongscircus, ligerbeat, masonroselee, stripper. Leave a comment.


It’s always nice when you come home and your room mate has a sweet youtube video for you. Hey ladies I’m filming a rap video meet me in the cemetery.


July 6, 2009. masonroselee, what the fuck. 1 comment.

Picasso knew what was going on.

I have always been a huge fan of Picasso. I knew he had an appetite. But I was not aware of how sexual in nature that appetite was. So today, I would like to toast Picasso. I lift my glass of wine to you. As a Woman Who Loves Dick, I share your inspiration.


May 8, 2009. dick art, ladies who love the d, masonroselee, picasso. Leave a comment.

I am living in a recession of hard dicks.

You would think that being a porn star would mean that it’s easy to get laid. You would assume that by the mere mention of my profession, dicks would start pre-cumming immediately at the idea of visiting the wonderland that is my pussy. I don’t know if there was a curse put on me, but I am seeking help to have it lifted.

It’s Saturday night. I’m at a show. It’s early, so the place is full of all the touring bands. My friend helped set up the show, so he starts introducing me to the bands. One was from NY, and when their van broke down they let my friends stay with them in Rochester for a week. There was something about one of the guys: his face was so familiar and his voice was comforting. We opened our 40 oz’s of Old English and began talking. I love dick just as much as the next girl, but a guy has to pass a few test before he does the ligerslide. You have to know about music. You have to be passionate about something in your life. You have to have some knowledge about gender roles and its effect on society. You have to practice safe sex. You have to be awesome. And you have to have a sense of humor. I don’t care what you look like, but if you can’t laugh at yourself then you have to go.

He meets each requirement without even trying. He is talking to me, and I’m thinking about how good it’s going to feel on top of him. His band plays. I want to fuck him more. He tells me he is a anthropology major. I want to fuck him even more. He tells me he think I am a strong woman. I get wet. We exchange numbers. His band has to leave to play a last minute show on the other side of town. We text. I go home. A few hours later he is in a cab in front of my house.

He comes upstairs and I smoke a bowl while I am making us food. We talk about having weird parents and how dating is overrated. I put a record on and I pack another bowl. He leans over and kisses me. His hands are warm against my face. He is gentle but at the same time still aggressive. I have been wet for hours. He places his left hand on my breast and starts to slowly unzip my pants. I love how this is progressing. His cold fingers feel amazing on my clit and his dick is so hard I have to have it in my mouth. It is hard not to cum right away. I remove my shirt and he removes his clothes.

He is black-haired and handsome. His body feels soft pressed up against mine. I look at his beautiful dick and we decide which condom will work best. He puts a SKYN on and turns me around to fuck me from behind. He starts off slowly teasing me with random hard thrust. We change positions and he’s on top of me I look at him and there’s something wrong.


I try to save my potential orgasm. I use war tactics. I get on top of him and shove my breast in his face. I can see my orgasm at the finish line, and I’m so close. His dick gets softer and softer. I lose the race. He assures me that it’s not me, it’s him. I assure him that I know this. He feels so horrible. He thinks this is the first time this has happened to me. If only he was right.

There was awkward silence for a few seconds. I was not going to let this soft dick ruin the amazing time I was having with him. I told him no sweat, it happens to dudes all the time. And it’s true. I would rather have a guy stop having sex with me then allow his dick to get soft inside of me. I hate soft dicks with every inch of my soul. A sleeping penis is completely unacceptable. A few minutes later we were laughing about it and the weirdness was gone.

If it wasn’t for Ligerbeat, I don’t think I would have felt comfortable talking to him about it after the loss of the boner, but I was so interested in what was going on in his mind. Some people just can’t fuck outside of relationships. Some people are still in love with other people. Some people just aren’t interested. Overall, I had a great time. I told him that I was going to write about him. He is worried that I am going to destroy his sexual credibility. I told him Ligerbeat will make him a star. He is pretty wonderful.


March 15, 2009. dick, masonroselee, softies. 2 comments.

Dicks in Our Box: I sucked the essence out of his dick

I’m at work and all I can think about is riding him like a cowboy on a fucking bull. I want to lock my knees and hold on for dear life. I want to lace myself up in a corset that is far to small for my breast and heels way to high to walk in. He doesn’t care about any of that stuff but it makes me feel like a vixen so I lace up my boots. When he looks at me I know I am the finest Women he has ever tasted. I am almost a God. He kisses me sweetly like he always does and then he aggressively pushes me on the bed. I lay down and he slaps my ass and flips me over. I love getting fucked from behind.


I make his black snake moan. When he cums his top lip rolls back and his crooked teeth stick out. I love those stupid fucking teeth. He makes me cum every time. I think my vagina tries to suck the essence out of his dick. NO, My vagina sucks the essence out of his dick. The tattoo on his chest lifts up and down as his breathing slows down. I roll over and I place my hand under my left breast in a puddle of sweat and cum. These sheets are dirty and so am I.

photo courtesy of Alex Risona

March 15, 2009. blowjobs, dick sucking, dicks in our box, ligerbeat, masonroselee. Leave a comment.

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