Video of the Day:

Major Lazer “Pon De Floor” from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

August 4, 2009. rappers, this my song, videos. 1 comment.

Bad bitch alert

Yo NYC! ‘Chu doin’ tonight? Get off your ass and go check out lady rapper/dj extraordinaire (and total Ligerbeat girl crush) Jasmine Solano. This Philly girl turned Brooklyn broad is about her business, and you know we always super duper extra cosign ladies doin’ it for they damn selves. Whether holding down the decks at her weekly dance party Electric Punanny (what about the part where cohost Melo X describes the party as “an electric vagina oozing with wetness”–he ain’t lyin’), lacing the mic lovely while on tour with the homies Ninjasonik, or blazing up the airwaves with that heat on Emerson College’s WERS, Miss Jazzy is definitely one to watch. But don’t take my word for it. Go peep for yourselves.

April 30, 2009. bad bitches, dance party, girl crushes, rappers. Leave a comment.

Fuck Yeah Snugggaaaaaayyy!!

“I wish they made Snuggie porn.”

March 3, 2009. infomercials, music video, rappers, snuggies, youtube. Leave a comment.

Pepa is my role model.

I just got in a Youtube hole right quick and stumbled across this totally excellent heavy metal version of the Salt’n’Pepa classic “None of Your Business.” This song has been one of my personal anthems since long before I even had the experience to understand how serious the real talk is in this jam. And I don’t know if you guys watched their reality show last year, but Pepa is seriously that bitch. Salt got all Christian and wanted to clean up some of the verses on their reunion tour and Pepa was like, fuck all that noise, I am a nasty motherfucker and people need to hear this shit. Swoon. So take a a moment to behold this awesomeness.

February 22, 2009. ladies who love the d, music video, rappers, salt and peppa, youtube. Leave a comment.

Dudes Who Fell the Fuck Off: Noreaga

I just want to let it be known first and foremost that I totally heart N.O.R.E.–I mean, how could anyone not love someone whose name is a backronym for Niggaz On the Run Eatin, cuts coke with Goya, and rocks this chain:

That being said, dude has fallen the fuck off. Aside from the fact that he hasn’t dropped a good album since 2002, he has also gone from flossin:

To tossin:

That’s a whole lotta Superthug, y’all.

February 9, 2009. dudes who fell the fuck off, rappers. Leave a comment.

Show Me Your Genitals!

Jon Lajoie, we have similar life philosophies.
Except about penixes.
PS, we love you.

February 8, 2009. rappers, youtube. Leave a comment.

Lil Wayne: Musician, Philanthropist, Total Pussy Charmer

Last night, journalist and vice-presidential career ruiner Katie Couric interviewed Lil Wayne for the Grammies. They did all the things you’d imagine doing with Lil Wayne. They went bowling, went on a journey through his face, hung out at her office, and then somewhere along the way possibly drank some sizzurp and smoked a fuck ton of weed.
What surprised me most about her interview first, is how astonishingly charming Wayne is. In the interview he always referred to her as “Miz Katie” and almost teared up talking about the aftermath of Katrina on his hometown of New Orleans. He was a honor roll student! A for totes adorable! It seems that Wayne, like most scary dudes with face tattoos, has a total case of Pretty Woman syndrome. A gangsta with a heart of diamond encrusted platinum indeed. The second thing, which is little less surprising knowing LigerBeat-y bitch I am, is how much I totally want to bang Lil Wayne now. Not only does he have a total case of crazy eyes, which is sort of my favorite flavor at the moment, but he’s fucking hilarious!
Lil Wayne’s crazy eyes
The last 4 minutes are peppered with nuggets such as this one, when asked about his love of the green. “I am rapper, Miz Katie, and a gansta. I do what I want. And I love to smoke,” which he says he does now for “medical reasons.” I nearly busted my shit when he does the weather report. Forecast looks wet and fucking horny! So in the tradition of dudes we’d totally let stick it in us, Lil Wayne, we drop these panties for you!

February 5, 2009. celebrity crushes, rappers. Leave a comment.