Fuck Yeah Snugggaaaaaayyy!!

“I wish they made Snuggie porn.”

March 3, 2009. infomercials, music video, rappers, snuggies, youtube. Leave a comment.


Our girl Anthrax reminded us of this little dickalicious ditty. All we have to say is: dick clock. Clarence Carter, Carence Carter, oooooooh shit, Clarence Carter!

February 26, 2009. clarence carter, dick clock, ligerbeat, music video, strokin. Leave a comment.

Pepa is my role model.

I just got in a Youtube hole right quick and stumbled across this totally excellent heavy metal version of the Salt’n’Pepa classic “None of Your Business.” This song has been one of my personal anthems since long before I even had the experience to understand how serious the real talk is in this jam. And I don’t know if you guys watched their reality show last year, but Pepa is seriously that bitch. Salt got all Christian and wanted to clean up some of the verses on their reunion tour and Pepa was like, fuck all that noise, I am a nasty motherfucker and people need to hear this shit. Swoon. So take a a moment to behold this awesomeness.

February 22, 2009. ladies who love the d, music video, rappers, salt and peppa, youtube. Leave a comment.

We got a lot of dicks on our plate.

Dear readers, please accept our most humble apologies for the lapse in blogation. We have been busy little boner bees getting all of our dicks in a row for the printing and release of our first issue, which we expect to premiere in less than two weeks! We hope y’all dudes are as excited as we are. If you haven’t preordered your copy yet, get your twat over to http://www.ligerbeat.com and cop that ish! Oh, and stay tuned here for info about the NYC release party! But for now, I leave you with this.

You know there could never be too many dicks on the dancefloor for us. But still…we love these dudes, and anything about dicks.

February 20, 2009. Bret McKenzie, flight of the conchords, Jemaine Clement, ligerbuzz, music video. Leave a comment.