Cuddle Puddle Breakdown

It was Friday the 13th, and the early New York skyline looked as though it would live up to the date’s incorrigible dogma. But for the women who were in the know, the skies could only be ‘rainin’ men’ at Liger Beat’s official unveiling of its new moniker, Candy Rain.

From the ‘burg over to the ‘slope, and from the ‘heights down to the ‘stuy, all of Brooklyn came to represent and give sugary kisses to the Candy Rain Girls. The night warmed up with a bang as the first guest gladly whipped out his Johnson for the camera. And he wasn’t the first dashing dude to take advantage of Candy Rain’s signature recession buster: A dick pic trade for free cover. We collected over 100 shots of longs, skinnies, balonie ponies and leaner wieners for your viewing pleasure my fair ladies. All to be seen in our upcoming issues of course (*winks*). Though yours truly was on ‘pep talk the CoverDood Contestants’ duty for most of the first bands, I couldn’t resist but to get my mini mosh on for Womb Ripper’s wicked set. But I must say my fan fave of the night was for sure Plush & Harmony’s sweet rendition of ‘Candy’. Replete with butterscotches and dum dums on stage (which shortly thereafter fell victim to the mouths of hungry women devoid of a 5-second rule); Felicia Plush rose majestically to the stage in a pantsless shocking pink sequined leotard that would make even GaGa writhe with jealousy while Reginald Harmony strummed to his lady’s cooing in the hawtest pair of bronze hot pants this side of Germany. It was sexilicious, and a great limbering up for the event of the evening – the Candy Rain CoverDood Contest.

Reining over the proceedings in a vintage Laura Ashley masterpiece was Madame Calisha Jenkins, who corralled the first round of hotties before their lady judges (dusty white wigs included!). The first horse out of the gate (or boxers rather) was our boy from Hood Ink – never makin’ the ladies wait for the main attraction. The obvious dry ups were shooed away quickly after a few seconds of ‘I’m sooo not with that guy’ dance moves, leaving a tasty harvest behind. The team work was on point in Round Two, with the boy’s hot body pyramid coming in a very close second to the beauty with the magic hands – Ladies, this man got a condom on a banana in under 5 seconds flat! Now that’s a talent you can bring to the bank. The crowd was becoming tangibly titillated as the rest of the ponies came out to play. A few unsuccessful stage dives (“b*tch I ain’ catchin’ your drunk ass!”) and sexy pull ups later we were on to the Feats of Strength: a pantsless airplane ride for our three lucky volunteers. The competition was fierce as it came down to only two – the Pretty boy and our boy at Hood Ink. Though Pretty was looking to be the for sure winner, he booooombed at the final test. Ladies we asked this dood, “How do you know she came?” and the subsequent “Uuuuugghhh” was seriously stoppin’ up the waterworks, that’s until Hood Ink came to the rescue with the perfect answer: “I know she came when I can feel it in my mouth!” Bah BAAAM! And the saucy Spaniard took the trophy and our wet dream. Look forward to his cover shoot featuring guns and black lights and check out his amazing glowy tats. And now if you’re wondering what the major malfunction was with the runner up, I got it on the up and up from my beautiful GBFF, Caramel Blondé, that the babe was definitely not knockin’ boots with any cowgirls if you know what I mean (alls the better for us that our stallion was straight). Turning around from the contest, we were greeted by a rad æon-esque aerial performance – with the one and only Lady Circus suspended in the air over us by a metal link chain. The rest of the evening was for the Dance-a-holics and our boy DirtyFinger on the tables was tearin’ it up. If you missed it, you’re certainly a sorry suckah – but no worries my fair, we’ll be back at cha before you can say sweet dick!

Til Next Time – Rubbin’ Out

xxLyla DurdeNxx
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November 17, 2009. 171 lombardy, benefit, Brooklyn, candy rain, coverdood, dick pics, dirty finger, fundraiser, hood ink, Liger Beat, loft party, plush n harmony, porn, pornography, tattoos, womb ripper. Leave a comment.

Ligerbeat: Richmond and NY dickfest


The ladies arrived Friday with dick on their minds and raising money in their hearts. Being a pornographer is by far the greatest job any cock ravenous woman could ever have. We would like to thank everyone for coming out and showing support. We would like to thank all the dicks fit for print and our lovely intern Emily who build us necessary things like dick pinatas and dick cakes.

Hurry up and place your orders for the first issue of Ligerbeat. It would be selfish of us not to share.

So this was the first porno party I’ve ever thrown. I wasn’t quite sure what a porno party should consist of so I bought what I like to have at parties. Lots of candy, cake,streamers,balloons, Lots of dicks, European Bartenders, Prizes to hand out for liger worthy individuals and booty music. Boners were popping and locking from left to right. R Kelly was bumping and dry martinis were the drink of choice. We danced until 2am and I can’t even remember where the rest of the night went. Porn Empire here we come. We’ve got boners full of candy and we are taking over.

posing with penis2 photos by Meghan Wagner

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February 3, 2009. dance party, known pornographers, ligerbeat, pornography, richmond. 1 comment.

Mason Rose Lee: the birth of a known pornographer


When you get a call from your ladies and they offer you a chance to be
a part of the evolution of dicks you don’t ask questions you just say
when. I myself have always been a dick connoisseur some would say dick enthusiast. I’ve dedicated a good decade of my life to the art and knowledge of boning. I’m a huge webnerd. Sex blogs, Sex sites, Porn a plenty you name it I have it and I know it.

Unfortunately I rarely find men in print or in movies that I would be attracted to.
I want a real guy. Give me a guy who can throw back a few dozen pbrs and
ride me home on his handle bars then rail me. Give me a dude with a
messed up grill and a sweet swagger. I want a guy to lay me on a bed
and cover me with marvel fleer cards.

I would say my favorite thing about liger
beat is the wide spectrum of women they reach out to. We all are
attracted to different types of men for different reasons and we are really
trying too focus on pleasing all types of readers. You will be able to
see that when the magazine comes out.

So here’s my store about my first porno shoot:

I caught the China Town bus from Richmond Va on Saturday night at 12. I had a show booked at my store and I quickly shut it down and ran to the bus station. (outside of being a known pornographer I also own a store a venue and I run a womens collective) I received a message the day before from a guy telling me
that he was posing with me in the photo shoot the next day and he wanted to say hello. I had no idea who he was but he was hot as shit and mansized so that is always a
plus since I’m use to boys who weigh 110 pounds in my city. I tried to
sleep on the bus but thoughts of dicks were swimming in my head.

I arrived in NY at 7am took the J and went to the my girl Dre’s house. We
chilled. I showered and then myself and the photographer headed towards
the shoot. we walked in and the ladies were making actual dick magnets
and I was formally introduced to the other model I was posing with.

It was pretty interesting. Part of you is trying to do the quick meet
before you take off your clothes. Then another part of you is thinking
about how your tits will look on the camera. Then another part of you
is thinking how horrible will it be if he can’t keep a boner.(KEPT A BONER FOR 5 HOURS OFFICIALLY LIGER APROVED) And thenyou kind of just want to get fucked and then you realize there is
cameras and people eating pizza around you. Which is actually pretty
awesome now that I am thinking about it. Well Luckily the guy I was
posing with is a bonified hottie and is someone who I would be really attracted to if I met him normally so BIG UPS TO THE LIGERBEAT LADIES FOR THE MATCH.

It was so much fun. Lots of laughing, Amazing 70’s set, lots of pizza and who doesn’t like making out for hours. The shoot lasted for 5 hours. The photographers
were great. The all female LigerBeat staff is perfect to work with. It
went by really quickly and I think the photos look pretty killer. I am
finally a known pornographer. Mason Rose Lee from Virginia. Here to
please when you’re in need.

xoxo
Mason Rose Lee
known pornographer
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January 12, 2009. ligerbeat, masonroselee, pornography, richmond. Leave a comment.

LIGERBEAT IN FULL EFFECT


Ladies from different burrows and different states get together to throw a groundbreaking dance down cock out fundraiser for the first print of Ligerbeat.
Are you a cockcrazy hound? Do you find yourself prowling for dick on a weekly if not daily basis? Ladies, we understand and we are more than proud to bring you the future of pornography.

Big dicks, Not so big dicks, white dicks, black dicks, yellow dicks,thick dicks, skinny dicks. We are erupting with dicks and planning our global takeover.
We are more than stoked to help a sister out. Dicks will never be the same.

Thank you everyone for coming out in support. We look forward to bringing you many more events and photos.
And if you are a dickworthy individual who has a dick worth print or a photographer who has an eye for an hard-on please feel free to contact us at ligerbeat@gmail.com

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known pornographer
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January 12, 2009. ligerbeat, ny, pornography. Leave a comment.