WOrk IT OuT, Get IT IN, LeT the GIviNg BEGIN!

Oh good sweet Cuddle Puddle ladies!!! Anya, this rock* solid suprah* bada* ss* chica that performed this good ole’ little splitsey-hoo at our last Candy Rain party (and gots this baby thug in the bottom left corner in awe of the AWEsome POWaHssssssssssss of WOOman!!), Needs our HELP! House of Yes, the oddity of outrageous glory, standby staple of cheeky fantasy in the B*rookLawn[vietnam] commmuniTee, is in need of sponsors. And hey lad*es, havin’ this act thowin’ down with the CandyRa*n RainBows & Unicorn Shockers NYE@BeautyBar Brooklyn sounds pretty sweet – Check out the goodies that come along with MESSIAH status (and scope the amazing precursor email ;)>~~~~:
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From: anya@rock*solid suprah*bad*ss*chica <http://www.houseofyes.org/support>
To: ligerbeat@gmail.com
Subject: Hey Lady!!!

My boyfriend was pretty blown away by the chains action at that crazy party the other night.

you have a mad loud voice. is there any place you could plug our online fundraiser drive?? pretty please? i’ll get half naked and climb a chain for you for life!

xoxo

-anya
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To the ones we love,

Over the past year and a half we have accomplished the impossible. Starting at a disadvantage of having nothing due to a completely destructive four alarm fire in April 2008, we then set out to renovate a raw building with limited resources. After shedding blood, sweat and tears we miraculously finished construction ahead of schedule in December 2008. Dozens of people have put into making the House of Yes the vibrant place it is today, and with your support we will grow even stronger.

We are in urgent need of raising $17,000 by December 12th, 2009.
For details on the fundraiser and to donate see: http://www.houseofyes.org/support/

With sold-out shows, constant rehearsals and events happening six days a week, the House of Yes fills a crucial role in a community of hundreds. The facilities at Yes simply don’t exist anywhere else in a way that is financially accessible to such a large and varied community. In order to survive and continue to expand to serve the community better, we are looking to raise new capital to complete urgent improvements and to ensure the financial stability of the space. Every week dozens of artists, workers and performers donate dozens of hours it all going. It’s a labor of love. Giving up, or losing momentum is not in our vocabulary. We know we can do this, but we desperately need your help.

Because your support means so much to us, we have put together some great “Thank You” packages for everyone who donates. All donations are tax deductible, as we are sponsored by a 501c3 not for profit Artistic Evolution. If you are unable to give you can still help us tremendously by spreading the word about the House of Yes and everything that happens here to anyone who might help in any way.

There are four levels of support. Choose the one that fits you best:

Be a Messiah…
…donate $1,000 to ensure our survival.

All Messiah level donors get:

  • A Rockstar Night with the Lady Circus! The ladies of Lady Circus will pick you up in a stretch limousine (donated for the night by Stan the Limo Man) to travel to North East Kingdom in Brooklyn for a free dinner and drinks, then to Carnival NYC for comped entry, two bottles of vodka (the good stuff) and rockstar treatment by the carnival performers, the ladies of Lady Circus the creators of TheDanger.com and other all-stars. This will be a night to remember (unless you hit the vodka too hard.)
  • Free VIP Admission to all House of Yes event for EVER! Anytime we are hosting a party or performance, your name will be on the list. Skip the line and pay nothing to everything hosted at the house for the rest of your natural life.
  • A big thank you with your name (or your company/organization name) on our website. We will show how much we appreciate your support in the most public way possible.
  • A Signed House of Yes T-Shirt. They look rad.


Be a Super-Hero…
…donate $500 to help improve the space.

All Super-Hero level donors get:

  • Free VIP Admission to all House of Yes event for a YEAR! Anytime we are hosting a party or performance, your name will be on the list. Skip the line and pay nothing to everything hosted at the house for one entire year!
  • A big thank you with your name (or your company/organization name) on our website. We will show how much we appreciate your support in the most public way possible.
  • A Signed House of Yes T-Shirt. You are too cute NOT to have one of these shirts.


Be a RockStar…
…donate $100 so we can keep the lights on.

All Rockstar level donors get:

  • Free VIP Admission to all House of Yes events through New Years Eve! Come FREE to our Christmas Spectacular, No Parking on the Dance Floor, or any of the dozen shows we have scheduled through the end of the year.
  • Four comped entries to TheDanger’s New Years Eve party! Two spaces, a dozen dj’s, performances by the Lady Circus and more all for free for you and four friends.
  • A big thank you with your name (or your company/organization name) on our website. We will show how much we appreciate your support in the most public way possible.
  • A Signed House of Yes T-Shirt. All the cool kids are wearing them. Where is yours?


Be Awesome
…donate $20 so we can make it till’ next week.

All Awesome level donors get:

  • A big thank you with your name (or your company/organization name) on our website. We will show how much we appreciate your support in the most public way possible.
  • A House of Yes T-Shirt This shirt is worth like $85. You actually make a profit on this deal.
  • You get two entries into our Christmas Spectacular drawing. We will be hosting an award drawing with two dozen amazing gifts at the close of our Christmas Spectacular Show: Saturday, December 12th. Gifts include: a Rockstart Night with the Lady Circus, free Yoga Classes, fine-art prints, comped entrance to many different parties and more!

Please, donate here: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=9973076

Thank you sincerely for your support. Without you, none of this would be possible.”

Til‘ Next Time – Rubbin’ Out

xxLylaDurdeNxx

December 11, 2009. benefit, candy rain, charity, feminist porn, house of yes. Leave a comment.

Ligerbeat the show on HBO…

HBO should probably call us in to consult on their new currently untitled series. It is based on a feminist icon who starts a sexually explicit magazine for women. Originally it was going to be about a young feminist but they decided to change it to more of a feminist icon character and bring Diane Keaton in to star! I totally can’t wait. But seriously, I wonder where they got that idea… I am flattered that I am being played by Diane Keaton and that they think I will become a feminist icon, Making baby Steinem steps. So HBO holla at us, we’ll tell you what its really like being a feminist in a forest so thick with dick trunk you can’t even see the lilith fair grounds. Read more about the show here.
With this and Hung it may be the end of the boob tube and the beginning of the dong tube era.

xoxo,
Calisha Jenkins

July 31, 2009. diane keaton, feminist porn, HBO, tv. 1 comment.

TRICK OR TREATIN LIGER BEATIN: She’s A Marvel

Photos by Caitlyn Bridges
Models: King Fisher and Nice Natalee

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Mason Rose Lee

February 25, 2009. comic porn, feminist porn, marvel sex, masonroselee. 5 comments.