BEST FRIENDS DAY BOYS GONE WILD #8







images via Brightest Young Things

A weekend of drinking booze and getting loose with all of the best people I know. It was my first time and I assure not my last.  I have never seen so many smiling drunks in my life. I personally am in love with richmond! Favorite Adventure of my summer! if you didn’t make to BFD #8 check out the link for a lot more flicks. And if any of you that did make it out  have some juicy Dick-Tails to share we would love you to comment or send um ligerbeat@gmail.com
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September 7, 2009. best friend day #8, bfd #8, bike lot, cute boys, gwar, Hadads, half naked men, nacho cheese, naked people, oderus urungus, richmond, rope swings. Leave a comment.

Yesterday’s Texts.

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I got this text yesterday afternoon.

“It sucks you have to go to work. thanks for being a great host! I will see you soon I’m sure. mwah!”

For some retarded reason, my phone doesn’t always show people’s names when they text me so I never know who’s hitting me up. It was an 804 number so I figured it was someone I knew. I texted back, “Who’s this.”

“Claire. You’re dumb. haha.”

Claire! Total bro from Richmond. Now I was confused as shit. Was she at my crib? “Dude this is Callie, what are you talking about? Are you in town?”

“Claire! not Callie.”

Me: “No, I’m Callie, you’re Claire.”

“haha like Crackie’s Callie? I am so confused.”

Me: “Yeap I think you originally texted the wrong person lady.”

“You are in my phone as this boy I banged last night. haha. I don’t know how you got there. hahahaha”

What an assperson! I hope she keeps me saved in her phone under “boy I banged last night”and then finds his real number somewhere.

March 14, 2009. calisha jenkins, richmond, textual seduction. 1 comment.

Ligerbuzz: the Craigslist Hater + Long Overdue Richmond Party Recap


Here at Ligerbeat, we welcome the haters.

Well, I mean, we don’t run into ’em that often. For the most part, we have been overwhelmed in a major way by all of the love, hard dick, and bubblegum that our adoring fans have rained upon us like they was kells and we were a couple sixteen year old R&B groupies.
So when we heard some dickless e-thug was hating on craigslist of all places, we knew two things: 1) we must really be poppin off if we have our first he-man womanhater blowing the whistle on us; and 2), we had to investigate. Here is what we found:
LigerBeat cunts… – m4w – 24 (Camel)
Reply to: pers-1017374718@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-02, 10:15AM EST
“Dicks! Dicks! Dicks!” You expect us not to think yer all whores??? Fuck that shit. You are some dirty bitches. I feel bad for any guy that fucked one of you dirtbags lastnight.

Ligerbeat – w4m – 21 (Camel)
Reply to: pers-1017417697@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-02, 10:44AM EST
Did everyone get a clear free view of the chics ass in the red dress who was dry humping her boyfriend at the bar for about an hour..or whaat. She started to take her clothes of too…damns.

Ligerbeat LADIES. (Downtown)
Reply to: pers-1017475849@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-02, 11:20AM EST
“Blah blah, yer all whores.” WAY to miss the point you fucking nerd.
So much respect for these ladies.
First of all, we are the Ligerbeat ladies. We get it how we live, hate us ’cause you ain’t us. Just an educated guess: you showed up to our jam thinking getting your dick wet was a given, what with all the fine foxy wimmens flitting about in all of our dickloving glory. Unfortch, your game was straight garbage and your grillatin was busted to the utmost, so you went home alone and then cried about it on missed connections the next day. So sad.
Here’s some more excellent photos of our evening, which involved an exorbitant group bar tab, shirtless manservant, mad martinis, dick cakes, and ludicrous levels of looseness on the dance flo. shouts to the camel for putting up with our dickery, the excellent dj’s, and errybody who came through. Ligerbeat loves Richmond!

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February 8, 2009. dance party, ligerbuzz, richmond. Leave a comment.

Ligerbeat: Richmond and NY dickfest


The ladies arrived Friday with dick on their minds and raising money in their hearts. Being a pornographer is by far the greatest job any cock ravenous woman could ever have. We would like to thank everyone for coming out and showing support. We would like to thank all the dicks fit for print and our lovely intern Emily who build us necessary things like dick pinatas and dick cakes.

Hurry up and place your orders for the first issue of Ligerbeat. It would be selfish of us not to share.

So this was the first porno party I’ve ever thrown. I wasn’t quite sure what a porno party should consist of so I bought what I like to have at parties. Lots of candy, cake,streamers,balloons, Lots of dicks, European Bartenders, Prizes to hand out for liger worthy individuals and booty music. Boners were popping and locking from left to right. R Kelly was bumping and dry martinis were the drink of choice. We danced until 2am and I can’t even remember where the rest of the night went. Porn Empire here we come. We’ve got boners full of candy and we are taking over.

posing with penis2 photos by Meghan Wagner

MasonRoseLee
dickographer
ligerbeatstaff

February 3, 2009. dance party, known pornographers, ligerbeat, pornography, richmond. 1 comment.

ligerbeat is the candy land for tasty dicks

random text messages that say “i just got done jacking off two dudes” are starting to become quite normal.

Being on the ligerbeat staff is close to the most amazing feeling in the world.

To be surrounded by d loving strong crazy women is a dream come true. We work hard, We drink hard, We party hard and we bone hard. I feel like I’m on summer vacation and its the middle of winter.

My dear ligers we have big big big plans. We are taking over the porn world with humor and we are bringing you with us. This time next year liger will be a house hold name. Is your guy liger worthy???

I get to see dicks every day I work. Everyday. I just started on a comic strip and I can’t wait to see how its going to turn out. Watch out StanLee. Mason Rose Lee is taking over.

MasonRose

January 27, 2009. ligerbeat, masonroselee, ny, richmond, stanlee. 1 comment.

Mason Rose Lee: the birth of a known pornographer


When you get a call from your ladies and they offer you a chance to be
a part of the evolution of dicks you don’t ask questions you just say
when. I myself have always been a dick connoisseur some would say dick enthusiast. I’ve dedicated a good decade of my life to the art and knowledge of boning. I’m a huge webnerd. Sex blogs, Sex sites, Porn a plenty you name it I have it and I know it.

Unfortunately I rarely find men in print or in movies that I would be attracted to.
I want a real guy. Give me a guy who can throw back a few dozen pbrs and
ride me home on his handle bars then rail me. Give me a dude with a
messed up grill and a sweet swagger. I want a guy to lay me on a bed
and cover me with marvel fleer cards.

I would say my favorite thing about liger
beat is the wide spectrum of women they reach out to. We all are
attracted to different types of men for different reasons and we are really
trying too focus on pleasing all types of readers. You will be able to
see that when the magazine comes out.

So here’s my store about my first porno shoot:

I caught the China Town bus from Richmond Va on Saturday night at 12. I had a show booked at my store and I quickly shut it down and ran to the bus station. (outside of being a known pornographer I also own a store a venue and I run a womens collective) I received a message the day before from a guy telling me
that he was posing with me in the photo shoot the next day and he wanted to say hello. I had no idea who he was but he was hot as shit and mansized so that is always a
plus since I’m use to boys who weigh 110 pounds in my city. I tried to
sleep on the bus but thoughts of dicks were swimming in my head.

I arrived in NY at 7am took the J and went to the my girl Dre’s house. We
chilled. I showered and then myself and the photographer headed towards
the shoot. we walked in and the ladies were making actual dick magnets
and I was formally introduced to the other model I was posing with.

It was pretty interesting. Part of you is trying to do the quick meet
before you take off your clothes. Then another part of you is thinking
about how your tits will look on the camera. Then another part of you
is thinking how horrible will it be if he can’t keep a boner.(KEPT A BONER FOR 5 HOURS OFFICIALLY LIGER APROVED) And thenyou kind of just want to get fucked and then you realize there is
cameras and people eating pizza around you. Which is actually pretty
awesome now that I am thinking about it. Well Luckily the guy I was
posing with is a bonified hottie and is someone who I would be really attracted to if I met him normally so BIG UPS TO THE LIGERBEAT LADIES FOR THE MATCH.

It was so much fun. Lots of laughing, Amazing 70’s set, lots of pizza and who doesn’t like making out for hours. The shoot lasted for 5 hours. The photographers
were great. The all female LigerBeat staff is perfect to work with. It
went by really quickly and I think the photos look pretty killer. I am
finally a known pornographer. Mason Rose Lee from Virginia. Here to
please when you’re in need.

xoxo
Mason Rose Lee
known pornographer
ads and talent
ligerbeat magazine

January 12, 2009. ligerbeat, masonroselee, pornography, richmond. Leave a comment.