Dicktropolis: Jeff Fucking Goldblum

So I was watching television the other day when an actor who I had previously thought had fallen off caught my eye. I learned at a young age that I had a strong attraction to nerds, geeks, fantasy heads and researchers. The first major boner in my life after Tesla was an actor playing a scientist in the great mind blowing Jurassic Park. Jeff Goldblum is one of my favorite things. Earth Girls are Easy is not only an amazing movie it also has a wonderful soundtrack. Jeff Goldblum is an original Furry. He’s the perfect specimen for fornication. A smart ass, A bad boy .and best of all a hot Jew with a crooked penis.

I was more than excited when I saw that he was joining the cast of Law and Order. Way to go Jeff Goldblum. I can’t wait to hear your one liners and imagine me riding that beautiful Jurassic dick of yours.

“Don’t knock rationalization. Where would we be without it? I don’t know anyone who’d get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They’re more important than sex. Have you ever gone a week without a rationalization?” – from in the big chill

“Oh my God, are we higher
-from In Vibes

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February 10, 2009. earth girls are easy, jeff goldblum, ligerbeat, masonroselee, tasty jewish dick. Leave a comment.