Get Sucked into Snatch Monster.


I was googling “something to carry dicks in” and I came across this doozy of a site, Snatch Monster.

Part of the inscription on this painting was translated to: “I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you dissapear and then I’ll suck some more.” Clearly this is an OctoSuckYoPuss, a lesbian demon octopus that sucks the life out of your pussy–I mean clearly. Also, thanks Snatch Monster for the zebra dick. I have no idea how I missed that dong while doing research for Animal Boners (see below).

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May 16, 2009. animals, calisha jenkins, drunky brewster, the japanese. Leave a comment.

Elvis the Stripper With the Wrong Address

Two years ago this stripper showed up at my apt in Bushwick. He had the wrong address but he came up anyway. True story.

Stripper, why aren’t you stripping?
Calisha Jenkoff

January 16, 2009. calisha jenkins, chloe, drunky brewster, elvis, fabrisha dankins, magic, stripper, zales. 1 comment.