Top 10 reasons why chubby dudes are the shit.

1. Can do stuff like pick you up and carry heavy shit with minimal effort.
2. Fat fingers = better fingerbangs.
3. Big ham hock thighs = more power to the push.
4. Don’t leave those icky pelvic bone bruises after a marathon session.
5. Are usually a little bit more humble because they’re less likely to have a bunch of superficial bitches gassing them up.
6. Fat kid mentality is cute as shit.
7. When you lay your head on their chest and there’s that inch or so of chub with muscle underneath it makes the best pillow ever.
8. Are just generally more cuddly and better at making you feel surrounded.
9. Scare off creepy dudes better than skinny guys. Nothing is more embarrassing than walking down the street with your boo and getting hollered at anyways.
10. Are always down for an epic grub mission which usually makes for a pretty good bonding experience (see below).

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June 4, 2009. chubby chasers, crackie treehorn, cuddling, fingerbanging, food boners.

2 Comments

  1. signaldistress replied:

    preach on sistah

  2. samasaurus replied:

    🙂 this post made me really happy. i love my chubby man.

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